you know… most fandoms would be worried.

but no. we make text posts and laugh.

zaynslaugh:

Normal people would be praying that their fave celeb is safe and out of trouble and here I am…hoping that harry actually did punch a guy and someone recorded it.

wakeupzayn:

wot hav i dun

liamnotpayne:

nothing’s fine

you’re torn

i just punched your face

and this is how i feel

cops got called and i’m ashamed

while you’re unconscious on the floor.

　

zayn and harry in the cop car

• zayn: look, i'll give you a signed gucci perfume to let us go, come on
• harry: mr policeman why do have these bars on your misty windows they're getting in the way of me drawing hearts on them

Harry Styles impersonating an american girl. (x)

In the jail cell

• Tough Criminal: Whatchu in for kid
• Louis: *crying* My boyfriend punched someone
• Tough Criminal: Stop crying you pansy
• Louis: But they put us in different cells and i cant comfort him with sex now
• Tough Criminal: *goes to punch Louis*
• Louis: DON'T TOUCH ME IM FAMOUS
• Louis: *Struts out of jail cell snapping his fingers in a Z formation*

Harry punching someone in the face:

• Louis: OMG YOU BITCH YOU HURT MY BOYFRIEND'S HAND
• Harry: Don't you ever insult cats again.
• Zayn: OH BUT HARRY THE POOR MAN'S HAIR!!
• Niall: I don't care if I can't eat it.
• Liam: HARRY, THAT'S SOME GIRL'S FATHER. Oh my goodness, you poor man. Please let me help you up. Would you like a bandaid? A magazine? Some iced tea? Oh my goodness Harry how could you. Your mother would be so ashamed. Oh you poor man.

thrustingwithtomlinson:

days like this are reasons why i will never leave this fandom 

ollymurs:

maybe harry punched him because he said his red or black performance sucked 

incest-la-vie:

i’d say harry and america have

hit it off

“I don’t know why, you’re being shy, and turn away when I punch you in the eye-eye-eyes”

larrystylinsoners:

^harry styles’s new theme song
#FreeTheHomo

I was going to go to sleep until Harry decided to punch some one in the face.